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But, my dear, this is not Wonderland and you are not Alice 

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

zaymarjr:

teacher: why weren’t you here yesterday?

me:

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